87daysbefore:

hey I heard you were a wild one

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swaggie:

Google Translator singing Boyfriend

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I feel so awkward when I show other people something I thought was funny and I’m like crying and can’t breathe because I’m laughing so hard and they just kind of smile at me like

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When cute babies stare at you in public:

 

I always just get this blank look back like:

Then I get paranoid that they’re parents think I’m like a pedophile… 

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• Me: procrastinating on tumblr
• My parents: can you please-
• Me: are you serious do you even know how much homework i have im stressing over so much please don't make me do it i really need to get this homework done im so tired